That post title is pretty WYSIWYG. I wish I had some curve ball to throw your way here - "You were expecting clothing! But instead I bring you... um... steaks!" - but, today we are literal.
Up first: a linen number with pockets! Which I didn't make, since they were already on the giant man pants that were reconned. But still, yay, pockets!
And then: a lovely silk number that was both too big and had a huge rip. Ah, but as we all know, multiplying two negatives makes a positive, and so I hid the sewn-up rip inside one of the several ensmallening darts.
(That's right, Blogger.com Spell Check, "ensmallening" is now a word. Because I said so, that's why.)