I've always thought that for children's birthdays - especially the birthday of really young kids - it's the parents that should get presents. Or at least rewards. Or medals, or trophies on pedestals. Somehow I don't foresee society changing to accomodate me... but I've been doing my best to give parent gifts, and you know, fight the system from inside.
Thus, this will go to the amazing duo that is celebrating a small person's first birthday soon.